I'm fucking knackered.
I spent last night fighting big red things.
( thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:19, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Zombie tampons?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Oh dear, I should read this on the counter
I just laughed. Out loud. Eye are ell.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

WTF?
You're making even less sense than normal, woman.
( thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

So you're gonna love me even more than normal

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I'd spend a fatigue for you, Roota.
Where's Wookiee to see my nerd talk?
( thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

*lost*
as usual
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I have recently started doing nerd things.
This means I can start talking the talk, even though I have no idea what any of it means :)
( thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Get one of those thunder stamps
Albert Einstein uses in Indiana Jones and The Bucket of Shite to cover your snortles.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Son, what??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Indy's breaking through the floor of a Viennese deli
and Albert is using a stamp on the counter.
X marks the spot?

Wake up, Ma.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Oh man I hardly ever get to use the stamps in here any more.
I did once stamp 'WITHDRAWN' all over myself on a particularly slow afternoon.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

How very apt that must have seemed.
Ticker holding up?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Yeah but I've got slight pebble-age.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Lobsters?

(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Beastmen.
And sorcerers. But no skelingtons, thank god - I hate those little fuckers.
( thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

"Fat gingers on the rampage"

Advances in suncream technology has allowed gingers to roam free during daylight hours, a local man said "it's the apocalyspse!", he was later devoured and skinned
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Apocalypso
mon
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)