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Morning.
How's everyone this morning? I'm using Aldi Anti Ageing Moisturizer, it's ace. It counteracts booze, coffee and cold weather.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:01, 101 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's rather poncey
of you.

Is there an E in poncey?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Optional, I'd say.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Well you are the
voice of authority on these matters old chum. I occassionally wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat after dreaming of you chasing me down a lane with an apostrophe scythe
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

he's trying to put you in a
comma coma
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Great.
Now I have Culture Club on the brain.

Thanks a fucking lot, yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

you're welcome

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You come and gooooOOOOoooooOOoooooo
Today I have mainly been singing Live and Let Die (bow wa wa bow wa wa baaaawaaaaaa)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It's in my blood.
My daughter's going to hate my fucking guts.....but thank me in the end, as I have with my parents. That's the idea, anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

My dad used to constantly
correct my pronunciation of "Dulex" as I used to say "Deelux".

Once he actually hit me for mispronucing croissant
*cries*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I might actually hit you
for mis-spelling "mispronouncing"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Sorry the tears made it hard
to check what I was typing

(Also the subject of this post is now Al's defence for that time he was caught in the playground)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

...?
Al is your dad...?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Is Vipros your Dad?

"It's crois-sant you imbecile!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Do you mean 'deluxe', or 'Dulux'?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

And thus my plan has worked
*strokes cat*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Could be Durex?
Who knows?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

ME-OW.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Durex
Rubberjohhnylols
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

eponcy

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Is that some sort of
two-part resin glue for shirters?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Glad to see the term "shirter" is getting some determined use.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Very drole

although some might say it was an epoxy joke really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Winner.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

you guys are ON FIRE today!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory
with the 'droll' misspelling fail.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Really?
I thought the e had one of those little hats on...

EDIT: it's the o that has a hat -

french.about.com/od/vocabulary/g/drole.htm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I think the 'o' does

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

What on earth are you on about?
Utter nonsense.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Je suis un petit peux Francais!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

You're a small french pea?

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Are you fucking FRENCH now?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

~~fucking~~ DAWN
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

You are John Terry
AICMFP
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'm really not, you know.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Yes you are
stop wasting your time on the internet and go practice it's a world cup year or euro cup year or something
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Gosh - rumbled.
Actually I am now off to some work. See ya.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I'm grinning like a mentaller
so today I will be mostly bouncy and annoyingly happy. Watch out guys!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Why?
New shoes?
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

life is awesome
the internet is more awesome
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

If you rub the paint off the tin
it probably says "suitable for all diesel engines" underneath.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

From Aldi?
It's probably just the congealed spunk of their warehouse staff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

but look how it works!

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djtrialprice, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Poncey, maybe.
Congealed warehouse monkey jizz? I hope not. Congealed fanny batter, maybe.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Today is full of "meh"

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djtrialprice, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

this ^
most days are full of meh recently, or loathing self pity.

I think I am turning into the male BGB
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Cheers dude
You've snapped me out of it. Oh hey, I'm going to see Tchaikovsky's 1812 Festival Overture this Saturday. Remember you found the event for me? Thanks muchly.
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djtrialprice, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

aha no worries
hope you enjoy.

going to the real ale festival this year?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Today will be filled with rage I think
because everyone is a cretin apart from me.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Today is full of pebbles
Aldi anti-aging cream is famous and in high demand. I can't use anything on my face other than jojoba oil, Rosa-Relief and Ready Brek/honey paste.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Sandpaper is good.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Not as a substitute for
toilet paper or Kleenex.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I prefer a wire brush and Dettol.
It really shifts the dangleberries.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Ahem
www.flickr.com/photos/markscott/228347839/
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Leaves your gusset lemon fresh.
Ace.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

You should try sleeping with slices of that ham shaped like a bear over your eyes
it's a great moisturiser and will scare the shit out of any intruders into your house.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Billy Bear™

(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Billy Bear ham
that was aweosme
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Just googled it.
That is awesome.

www.4networking.biz/forum/5/37158.htm
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

just
cover it all up with dulux emulsion. Works for me - I find 'Hint of Apple' makes me look more healthy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Touch of lead is also good

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Touch of cloth, less so.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

my study was apple white when I was a kid
I choseded it maself.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

my bedroom was red
with yellow paintwork.

This was in the 80s when the other kids went, as you did, for apple white. Not sure if that means I am ahead of the curve, or have bad taste. Probably the latter
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

When I moved into my flat
the bedroom was red and yellow. The fireplace was bottle green.
I got rid of it quicksmart, you crazy!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

i once painted
a tiny room in a shared house in a very very purple purple. Except one wall which was lilac, upon which I made silver swirls

I only lived there 6 months. I suspect the landlord may have been annoyed when we left
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I loved you up until this point
Now I want to kill you. You're evidently a threat to society ;)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

painting things is fun
pale colours are boring
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I bought my flat off a pair of French benders
who had obviously seen a 'paint effect' demonstrated on TV: this involved painting each room in the flat in a different (vile) colour, and then stabbing a gloss-covered brush every few inches all over the walls. Everywhere.

Proof that not all shirters have a flair for interiors.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)

i suspect if I ever own a house
this kind of thing will happen. I had bad ideas and then carry them out with even less skill
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I thought shirters excelled in home decor.
Also flouncing and bumming.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well, you'd know.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Morning cuntybollocks!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Ugh, too loud
Morning.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

RAH!
Wake up!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

No.
I only went to bed at 1, what's wrong with me?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

You're a massive failure?
How's the foot, luv?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:42, Reply)

That is rather true
The pub quiz was funny last night, half the people complained it was too hard, bunch of girls.

My foot is ok, a glass landed on it last night, not the most pleasant experience of my life. Was rather drunk though, so wasn't bothered.

You?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm supa dupa fly, youngstuff

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'm fucking knackered.
I spent last night fighting big red things.
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thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Zombie tampons?

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Oh dear, I should read this on the counter
I just laughed. Out loud. Eye are ell.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

WTF?
You're making even less sense than normal, woman.
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thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

So you're gonna love me even more than normal

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I'd spend a fatigue for you, Roota.
Where's Wookiee to see my nerd talk?
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thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

*lost*
as usual
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I have recently started doing nerd things.
This means I can start talking the talk, even though I have no idea what any of it means :)
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thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Get one of those thunder stamps
Albert Einstein uses in Indiana Jones and The Bucket of Shite to cover your snortles.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Son, what??

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Indy's breaking through the floor of a Viennese deli
and Albert is using a stamp on the counter.
X marks the spot?

Wake up, Ma.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Oh man I hardly ever get to use the stamps in here any more.
I did once stamp 'WITHDRAWN' all over myself on a particularly slow afternoon.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

How very apt that must have seemed.
Ticker holding up?
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Yeah but I've got slight pebble-age.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Lobsters?

(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Beastmen.
And sorcerers. But no skelingtons, thank god - I hate those little fuckers.
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thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

"Fat gingers on the rampage"

Advances in suncream technology has allowed gingers to roam free during daylight hours, a local man said "it's the apocalyspse!", he was later devoured and skinned
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Apocalypso
mon
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Moisturiser?
bender
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I'm not afraid to connect with my feminine side.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Is this your way of saying you have 'moobs'?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

And a 'she-nis'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

It's also a powerful spermicide.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

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