I have a new pooter installed and it's bloody fast.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Back later : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:46, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So you pissed on it
Curious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

It makes things work better, didn't you know?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

especially
pylons
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzAP!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Now there's a brilliant 80s film

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I always hear it in Bart Simpson's 'ray-gun' voice
from the gay episode with the steelworks and the deer hunting.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)

*cranks up the techno*
*puts on tight, wet vest*
*throws shapes*
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Everybody dance now!
Ung, Ung, Ung-Ung, Ung, Ung, Ung-Ung, Ung, Ung, Ung-Ung, EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:01, Reply)

CHOOOOON!!!!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Shirter.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:41, Reply)

GET ON!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

*gets on*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:53, Reply)

For some reason I assume this is filth

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

she does elicit sordidness from all those around her...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I think I was trying to provoke her



Yes, I was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It appears to have failed.

She's too busy measuring the Salami at the meat counter.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:06, Reply)

DAMN
My quest for sordid feedback from women who have no interest in my penis goes on unabated
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Gaz her a photo
60% of the time, it works every time
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

OK, sorry, I'm new
What does Gaz mean?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

you click on somebody's profile
and click 'send me a message'. I'm newer than you!

/long-time lurker
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Would my sending her a photo
not constitute stalking?

Considering I don't even have one on my profile!

How does that mean "Gaz"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I don't know!
Stop asking stupid questions!

EDIT but I still think you should definitely send her a picture of your cock
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I'm opening this one up the the public :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

In the politest possible terms.
You really are an annoying fuck pig.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I know I'm new
And am therefore assuming that your staggeringly obnoxious attitude is all part of the fun
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I'm one of the more moderate ones
Wait 'til you tangle with Monty, you'll know what hit you.

He likes David Bowie and boy bands in general.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Thanks for the warning
You bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:13, Reply)

What bugs have you caught with it?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:51, Reply)

?

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Bit late, but
www.show.me.uk/site/make/Natural-World/ACT59.html
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Ahhhhh! I see.
You learn something new every day on here.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Back later?

Have you just gone trawling for pr0n at a higher speed than normal?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Hotmail now actually keeps up with me when I type emails.
I can surf links and stuff and don't have to wait 15 minutes for everything to load up when I turn the computer on.

I'm in computer heaven right now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Together in Electric Dreams

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I've even got sound now.
Have to be more careful I don't get I love horses.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)