I can assure you
That my cock is going nowhere. I opened up the thread as a joke. That being the point of the board... no?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No
no jokes here. You disgust me. I'm so angry I could almost crush a paper cup
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

YOU MUSN'T
if you do they'll have to chop down another rainforest to make more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I think we're being frowned upon
for posting too much and trying too hard to be 'humourous', let's just let them have their little wobble and we'll all get over it with handjobs and viennetta
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

post as much as you like
you're right about the trying too hard bit though

vienetta and handjobs however, are exactly the language you need to be speaking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

got a bit carried away with myself there
this whole being new thing is a little terrifying if I'm honest
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

What?
We can't have people posting whatever they like whenever they like. What do you think this is? A democracy?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

good point
YOU WILL SAY NOTHING!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

It's a slippery slope
Before you know it people will be talking about football.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I enjoyed it while it lasted
(Did you see Rooney stamping on that other player last night? Scandalous)
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Surely
the two in combination would be counter-productive?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

you have a lot to learn my boy!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I'm not asking you to teach me
However nicely you ask
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I wasn't offering
I'm not a good teacher. no patience
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)