Morning Guys!
It's 6.40, I've been up a couple of hours and fancy a giggle. Anybody else up and working at such an ungodly hour?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 6:40, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm at my desk now, and shall be for the next 10 hours or so
It's flipping cold in here.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 7:08, Reply)

I haven't been to sleep
and won't until this evening.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 7:15, Reply)

Why?
Is this by choice, or do you live in Guantanamo bay?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 7:18, Reply)

choice mostly
I've had work to finish on a translation, and my missus has a very important meeting with the city council just now, and she doesn't get up easily.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I'm in at 5ish, till 5ish.
But at least I get Friday afternoons off.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:37, Reply)

It's coming up on midnight and am high as a kite
on adrenaline.
Had a 2 and a half hour job interview today. Out of over 1000 applicants I made the top 20. Find out if I got the job next week.

Went to the theater tonight to see 'The Music Of Andrew Lloyd Webber' and it was awesomeness.
And all of the above went going out of my comfort zone.
WIN!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 7:53, Reply)

Wow!!
Top .2% of candidates... that's impressive.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:38, Reply)

2%
Not .2%.

But still highly impressive nevertheless.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Oh fuck...
Me and my zeroes again.

Would you believe I'm responsible for company sales figures?!?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Ha ha!
That would be an interesting error in a sales situation!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I know!
Mind you, I never balls up the figures (or more importantly my commission sheet!)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:25, Reply)

and thats the most important thing
your commission sheet i mean - to hell with the company figures
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Gave my ego a massive fucking boost.
And proved what I've said all along, I'm fucking good at what I do. And if I don't get the job, I got that far.......it IS a big deal.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:08, Reply)

It's a reflection of your calibre
Well done.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I woke up verrry early
I had a lovely sleep.
I'm looking forward to today.
FTW????
I'm evidently about to be murdered.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:04, Reply)

By Whom?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Perhaps there are too many potential murderers to choose from
Maybe a lottery to find the lucky killer could be a good idea.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Yesterday it was her cat.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Usual day
Up just after 7, get here 8.15 or so. Day's work. Bugger off home about 5.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I was actually looking forward to coming into work today as I have my new puter.
It's so fast I'm like a computer ninja now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:43, Reply)

So...
Does that mean that www.big-cocks.com* loads much faster? :-)


*Other male porn websites are no doubt available, and this one may not even exist
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It does

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Have you been on
BGB's new computer, downloading pr0n? Naughty boy!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:51, Reply)

No,
Like a gullible prat, I hit the link expecting the pony song.

It was much worse.

*shudders*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Ha ha!
I made it up - assumed there may be a real website by that name, but never clicked it to make sure, for obvious reasons. Never thought of linking it to I Love Horses!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:58, Reply)

You subliminally knew it was there
because you sleep browse it every night.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I would never look at pron at work.
I get little enough done as it is.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:05, Reply)

So its not because of some higher moral value.
Its because you don't want damp knickers?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Yup!

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

She's too busy thinking about bumming
to look at pr0n
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I love horses
I'd be grateful for a list of horse-roll links with which to annoy friends and colleagues,.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Google it you lazy sod

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Just make your own
Like this: www.disasterprone.com
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Wow! Thanks!
Being an internet spastic I don't know how to do that. Please could you gaz me with instructions.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)

The village I live in is being heavily snowed on
I phoned work to tell them I would be late as I need to clear the drive and whatnot, the person I talked to didnt seem to believe me.

As soon as I drove out of my village (almost skidding off the road twice) it became evident that it wasnt settling anywhere other than my village and was falling as drizzle.

Everyone now thinks i'm a pansy-ass skive-monkey.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:30, Reply)

It's true.
We do.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

it's snow joking matter

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Chill, man.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

*wind whistles. tumbleweed blows past*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I was just thinking the same thing
when does it liven up in this place? Even talk seems quiet today
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

It starts now...
*unzips trousers*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:15, Reply)

alright then, Mr
Where do you want to put it?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Eh?
I was just changing into my party jeans.

Shirter,
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I deny NOTHING
These days I'd be grateful for all I can get. I like your party jeans, by the way. Is that a disco ball in your pocket?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I am Disco Stu...
...and just pleased to see you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)