I could beat that hands down.
Many many years ago I set my alarm clock to get up early that day to take ketamine.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright, drug-off
I remember you saying the other day that you'd taken more drugs than me. This may be true. I want to examine the facts :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

No! that would be sad.
I haven't had that much. Just a couple of years of frantic use.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Ketamine's pretty hardcore
Unless you're a horse. Which I don't think you are. Am much the same - between 22 and 24 I was a bit of an idiot. Since then I've been moderately less idiotic as time's gone on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I only had it once.
I haven't done anything since my early thirties so it makes me drug free for 10 years. Woo!
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

You get points
It occured to me the other day that I haven't had drugs for about 18 months and I don't miss it

Obviously I resolved to take drugs as soon as possible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I did the same with acid.
I wanted to know what it was like to wake up tripping. Since it was very strong "4-way sunshine" (good, early 1970's stuff). I have never actually been able to be completely sure if I actually got up that day or just dreamed about a lot of melting trees and faces and laughing uncontrollably with friends who also did the same thing.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Gah
Acid. Once. Reading Festival 1997. Since been assured by people who know more about it than me that the circumstances under which I took it could not possibly have been worse. All the same, never again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)