I drank beer before work this morning
Chastise me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:21, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You are solid

(TheColonel, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

liquid

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

gas?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Nah,
rock 'ard
(TheColonel, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

then what's that smell?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Your terrible craic/crack
/pun
(TheColonel, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

CHASTISE
not categorise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I don't want to chastise you
in fact, I want to thank you for reminding me of that bit in bottom live where they have a brick of Special K with a dash of lager on top
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:27, Reply)

alcoholism.about.com/cs/homework/a/blsigns.htm
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Can you take a look at my rash?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

r g
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:46, Reply)

The most rock and roll thing I did
was at glastonbury - I had a can of beer and a spliff for breakfast. That's the last glimmer of cool I ever had
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:41, Reply)

How long ago was that
?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:41, Reply)

1999, I think
I'm old and dull, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I could beat that hands down.
Many many years ago I set my alarm clock to get up early that day to take ketamine.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Alright, drug-off
I remember you saying the other day that you'd taken more drugs than me. This may be true. I want to examine the facts :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

No! that would be sad.
I haven't had that much. Just a couple of years of frantic use.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Ketamine's pretty hardcore
Unless you're a horse. Which I don't think you are. Am much the same - between 22 and 24 I was a bit of an idiot. Since then I've been moderately less idiotic as time's gone on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I only had it once.
I haven't done anything since my early thirties so it makes me drug free for 10 years. Woo!
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

You get points
It occured to me the other day that I haven't had drugs for about 18 months and I don't miss it

Obviously I resolved to take drugs as soon as possible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I did the same with acid.
I wanted to know what it was like to wake up tripping. Since it was very strong "4-way sunshine" (good, early 1970's stuff). I have never actually been able to be completely sure if I actually got up that day or just dreamed about a lot of melting trees and faces and laughing uncontrollably with friends who also did the same thing.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Gah
Acid. Once. Reading Festival 1997. Since been assured by people who know more about it than me that the circumstances under which I took it could not possibly have been worse. All the same, never again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I don't think you drank beer at all, you just want somone to chastise you.
I'm not in to spanking today, sorry.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

DAMN
busted

I really did have beer before coming to work. It probably wasn't enough to warrant chastisement, but it's taken the edge of talking to these fucktards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Yuck
I need tea in the morning, followed by more tea and then some coffee. Then and only then would I consider a beer. I reckon I could stomach a beer sometime after 11am.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Bad boy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

erm
I think you may be my BF
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I wish
Or you wish. I can't decide
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:05, Reply)

no you aren't
checked your profile. it's not you.........
sorry - that could have been that start of something beautiful.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Surely if I was your boyfriend the beautiful thing would already have started...?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Sadly
it would never work. You have an Xbox.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

That's a dealbreaker
I'm not giving up the Xbox. I am prepared to discuss time limitations, however. Did I mention I can dance? Girls like that, apparently
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Shame
It started before it really began. And I have two left feet, one of which is on backwards. But xbox??
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)