Okay I wrote you a birthday poem since you didn't like my tunes.

Her name is Kristine and she's a got a nice face
She just moved house to a lesbian place
Right now she's off cock, but it's obviously true
if she wanted some she'd be getting shagged black and blue.
Now it's her birthday we all sing Woo-Hoo
And hope she enjoys a satisfying poo,
with minimal splashback, that's easy to wipe,
if we could we would all watch her do it on SKYPE.
So felicitations and happy returns,
when you finally want some, please don't get carpet burns.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:48, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*raptuous applause*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

*rapturous laughing at your spelling*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:52, Reply)

*sends raptors in the post*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)

*doesn't care because you probably spelt my address wrong*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

17 Grumpy Cunt Lane
Angryville
DV1 BW3
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Dope rhymes, G.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Word Nate Dog

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:52, Reply)

holy shit balls this is FABULOUS

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Now read it back
accompanied by the theme from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' playing in your head.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:00, Reply)