With styling and product you look like a bender
I would rather look like a sith lord
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ha ha good point.
I phrased it a bit gay, my apologies but it was to inspire more discussion/vicious replies.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I was only messing
I shave my head, so I look like a thug. A well spoken thug, but still a thug.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I did that for ten years
Since the age of 15 I have had just two hairstyles: fucking loads or none at all. I cannot abide barbers so these are the only two workable options...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I sometimes wonder if you are my evil twin
My 2 hairstyles (for want of a better less ghey whord) have been long hair and shaven head.

Long hair was great for attracting women, but I love having a shaved head as people hold doors for me and are generally more polite. I enjoy the perplexed look on their faces when I thank them in my reasonably well spoken voice.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I never once got any shit
at some pretty 'heavy' places and situations with my grade '0', being a pretty large chap as I am. Most useful when up to no good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I never found that long hair worked in my favour when I was a youth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I shaved my head.
The following morning, just as I got in to work, a colleague pointed at me and shrieked "The Machinist!" before running off giggling.

Thuggishness is not automatic.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:17, Reply)