best insult ever
"her ass looks like a busted can of biscuits"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

best insult ever is actually cumsponge

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

lets just say that while both are great insults, neither are actually the best

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:11, Reply)

My dad calls me a tablet
It makes me larf
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:12, Reply)

My step-dad calls me a daft tart.
But then again he calls everyone a daft tart.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

my dad calls me Kristine

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

the swine!
your dad that is. I'm not suggesting he calls you Kristine the Swine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Why would he do that?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Because
he loves this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_jQRRucXd4
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Best I ever heard
was two black girls on the bus, describing a wannabe-black Asian kid as a 'bollywog'.

Fucking inspired, that is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:12, Reply)

that is good
you need something that well work in every situation, that is actually a bit insulting, and preferably gross.

thus, cum-sponge.

bucket-cunt is also a good one, but is limited to women.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)