Feck it.
I have 8 people training next week, reams of paperwork to prepare for them and both fucking printers have died. When I say died what I mean is they will print one page before chewing everything up.

I have 40 documents from 20-50 pages to print and some of it has to be couriered to the North East.Today.

Anyone else been let down by alleged technology today?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:11, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I fucking hate printers
and I'm a technology professional.

Well, I get paid for that kind of thing, anyway. "Professional" might be a bit of a stretch.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:12, Reply)

They are both made by
Sharp and are the biggest pile of w*nk ever. Not HP.
Can you come and fix them for me then so I don't get my arse kicked by a herd of angry blokes on Monday?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Printers always seem to conk out the day after their warrenty expires.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

ha ha
These are so shite I suspect no warranty exists - they are on a lease/ maintenance agreement and the engineer wont come out until Monday. Too late, I'll have been beaten around my training room by then!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

You can use printers in your local library
I think its 5 or 10p a page depending on black/white/colour copies.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Thank you
but it would cost about £2000 to do and library printers tend to be even more dysfunctional...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I can't post something on someones wall on facebook without it showing up on the recent news section
fucking hell, what if I didn't want everyone to see what I blahblahblah etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Private message?

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:20, Reply)

test reply

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)