Cunnilingus
In a certain area of Sarf Lunnon it is known as ‘Plating’ – as in licking a plate clean.
A venerable term from the days when people were hungry enough to do such a thing, and used plates rather than cardboard cartons.
And in your vernacular ...
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:35, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had soup for lunch.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

What kind?
I had two granary rolls with smoked ham and a double decker and a cherry yoghurt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I just had one of my famous
Spanish Omelettes. Thread of the day this.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Why are they famous?
What do they have in them?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:47, Reply)

eggs
Katie Price's and Kerry Katona's
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:47, Reply)

kanye west

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:48, Reply)

*sniggers*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:51, Reply)

When you're halfway through making them does he stop you
and say, "listen, I like you and i'm gonna let you finish but STOP PUTTING MILK IN MY MOTHER FUCKING OMELETTE YOU CUNT RAG"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:03, Reply)

he's always after hooking up on some
collaboration. It's very off-putting.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Leek and potato
with a bit of granary bread.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

No butter though,
I know it's healthier that way, but a bit of butter would have been nice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:51, Reply)

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( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You should definitely
'follow' him on 'Buzz'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Here's the link
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(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:01, Reply)

well
there goes my afternoon
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I already do
every day is like a new adventure of fun.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:01, Reply)

BONG

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Not tomato I hope

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Scranning out.
Lovely term, isn't it?!

Scran me out.

Thanks to my old mate Wobble Chin Dan for coining that fucking beauty.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Stirring the custard.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

puke

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

these terms are making me not
want to have sex again. Evah.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Stop trying to appear sensitive.
You won't get a sympathy fuck.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I'm just waiting for the right
unsuspecting lady b3tan. Then *BLAM*: Engage the PANDA.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:51, Reply)

You have a Fiat?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Hahaha
Nah, I've got a Hyundai Coupe.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

A growler magnet!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Not really
I should probably stop banging out loud Speed Garage and hollering at women all like, "You look good an ting grrl, let me plate ya and scran ya out"
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Oh aye
And when I was a young un, "licking out"
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Schoolboy classic.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Truly the best years of our lives

(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Apart from the lack of sex and the constant erections.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:09, Reply)