you should totally show him
this page. Definite win.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You think?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Your objective is to scare him away right?

( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:20, Reply)

No, she wants to get down and do the nasty with him
she's got plans that will make his entire feet curl, not just his toes, she's going to milk him so dry he'll need an IV for a week to recover, but it will be worth, god yes it will be worth it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'm not doing THAT until at least Easter Saturday
I've bloody told you that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:22, Reply)

But if he's a nice boy he won't want to jump you the first chance he gets
as it gives a bad impression, so you need to go on a couple of dates before Easter Saturday so that as soon as Lent is over you can have the candles lit, the lights down low, Neil Diamond on the stereo and your favourite duvet cover washed and ironed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I was going to stay away from boys completely until Easter Saturday
Like not even do snogs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

You can have a date and not snog but give very strong hints that you would like to see him again
and then on your second date your allowed to snog, but only short ones (jesus would approve of this plan don't worry) and make it very clear you would really like another date, but this time it's dinner at yours, and then it's easter saturday and BAM it's soggy gusset time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Thanks Al
You should be Prime Minister.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I know, I just need the rest of the country to realise this.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I've often thought
that Gordon Brown would be better received if he gave out sex advice. There's nothing quite as exciting as a Fife man on the make.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)

You just want that to be true

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)

The Waterboys just mentioned Fife

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)

No, you lemon!
So stop giving me duff advice or the wedding's off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:22, Reply)