Isn't it far too early in the morning to be thinking about killing yourself?
I suggest mulling it over a McDonalds instead.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think a McDonald's breakfast would bring out the suicidal thoughts.
Or is that your aim?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

But they're open from 6am
to make life more bearable? And the hot blonde girl serving will point out that you're wearing your jumper both backwards and inside out. Then she'll happily take you round the back where the bins are and let you finger her while she wanks you off into a paper cup.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Clearly it's 6am when you go there as you can't quite make out that the hot blonde girl's shift doesn't start until 10am
and its her brother Olaf on the tills from 6am. Ever wondered why her cunt was a little hairier than usual?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It's the traditional response on here when someone announces suicidal intentions

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I thought that was KFC?
I'm so confused. Hang on, why are you here? I thought you had a job?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Nah, it's McDonalds innit
I'm allowed a day off. It's been 15 days since I last had a day off. Smallest violin etc...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I don't believe you
I think you're trying to organise a Mount Sinai in your local McD's.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

If only I had a local one. My nearest is at least 2 miles away :(
I have to make do with KFC instead. Shame really since I hate it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I've just been given a Sausage McMuffin
Which explains my feelings of ill will to the world Today.

I'll find another reason tomorrow.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

A gift of a sausage McMuffin is a beautiful thing.
But I'd rather have jewellery.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Do you like pearls?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Only the ones you find in the sea you dirty bastard : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Couldn't resist
'umble apologies
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)