Ok
well then there is my intense dislike for all touch screen phones as they are almost impossible to text on fast as you can't slide your thumbs over the buttons. Then you send garbled messages when you try to text while drunk on a touch screen, and I drink quite often so this is not good. I find them infuriating because they're never as responsive as you want and have a habit of selecting the wrong thing.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So it's your inability to use technology while inebriated that makes it the phone's fault then.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'm going to judge everything I buy in the future on whether it works when I'm drunk
especially cars. I'm going to get fucked before I go to the showroom.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I can type quite fast on my iphone.
Faster than I could on a blackberry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)