I have an A6 diary
I write in what I'm doing in the evening and at work so I don't forget. I've got a terrible memory.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Al's diary
5pm - have a wank
545pm - call someone a cunt on the internet
6pm - get so hot from my wit have a wank
630pm - make a list of my 25 top wanks
7pm - call some more people cunts on the internet
730pm - have an ovaltine and a bedtime wank
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

How did you get hold of my diary?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

It fell into my vag
when I was round doing your missus
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

you're either forgetting the
multiple entries of "popped a viagra, 'cos well, you know" or omitting the words "attempted to"
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

<s>memory</s> cock

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)