procrastination...
I have a business plan to produce for Thursday. I'm about halfway through and I really can't be fucking bothered.

This despite the very real chance that on Thursday I'll swap my business plan for ten thousand wonderful shiny pound pieces, courtesy of Barclays.

It's clearly in my interest to do this. But I can't muster the energy. Am I the very definition of pathologically lazy?

Bonus points for innovative flaming.
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:03, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You really shouldn't run your own business

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:09, Reply)

There are few people on here who would not be hypocrits for flaming
why else does this site exist?

I've been putting off having a nap or a bath for over an hour, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:11, Reply)

This is the laziest thing ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:13, Reply)

i'd argue, but...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)

You've got 'till Thursday, and you are half way through..
Sounds like swotty forward planning to me.

You should plan to start Wednesday evening and then find a good film to watch.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I'm the same
But luckily I'm not responsible for my own destiny.
I eventually get a shift on and do my work.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:14, Reply)

You do your work wearing a shift.
anything else?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Do you mean a nightdress?
My grandad calls nightdresses shifts.
"Sheila, there's the doorbell, will you get something on over that shift!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:19, Reply)

yes

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:19, Reply)

That's so funny
I've never met anyone else who says 'shift' for nightdress!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Well, I wouldn't normally but I tried for the pun
I normally tell her to get her kit off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I bet you say to her
"Mrs Bartleby, lift up your shift, it's time we united..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)

shift lob
(TheColonel, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Are you implying I have a penis?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:20, Reply)