and he wonders why he's single...

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I never wonder why I'm single. I revel in it!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I was basically doing the same today
until the bff just asked if I were crushing on one of our friends and fuck me I think I am....didn't even realise until she asked and I got all embarrassed
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Do you think he feels the same?
And is he pretty?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I really don't know
and yeah...she's pretty
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)

She's a SHE?
Ooooooh exciting stuff. Hope it works out and you spill the juicy gossip soon love
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 21:28, Reply)

she is the twin sister of my housemate
I just don't know if I really like her or if I'm thinking about it because the bff said she thinks I'm crushing
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Ahh so it could get awkward if it didn't work out
Or it could be joyous and triumphant. Only one way to find out - get her pissed and snog her. Tends to work for me anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 21:59, Reply)

already done
*blushes*
there's a video and the bff saw it and said 'look at the way you're kissing her' but I can't cause it won't let me watch it from my email
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:02, Reply)

But what's happened since?
Maybe she needs a little gentle persuasion of the dinner and dancing variety?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I don't honestly know, I've never thought of her that way, we were just drunk and silly when it happened

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Dammit, I want a happy ending
Get your best wooing pants on. Seriously, I hope it works out if she's the one you want
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Awwww, you crazy kids
I hope it all works out for you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:04, Reply)

It's a pure crime that I'm still left on the shelf.
*sigh* If only I didn't buy that jackpot-winning EuroMillions lottery ticket, I would never of had the money to get a cock-reduction down to 10 inches *sigh*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:40, Reply)

oh man

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:43, Reply)

But that's just creating a level playing field for everyone else though Gonz
*ruffles hair*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:43, Reply)