I very rarely get past the starters
apart from the Dry Meat of course, but it's usually just lots of chops and lots of seek kebabs. And some naans.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I insist that you take a cardboard cut out of me with you
and talk to it and feed it meat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:21, Reply)

We don't have cardboard that big.




or that smug.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I don't believe you
also, I'm not that big. turns out I weigh less than 13.5 stone now. this is some kind of record.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:24, Reply)

That's ridiculous
I weigh a stone more than you, and you're much taller than me.

I feel bad now.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:26, Reply)

You fat cunt.
Best just have some rice tomorrow, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Protein doesn't make you fat
so as long as I don't eat any bread or vegetables I'll be fine
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)

can't drink any booze either

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I don't subscribe to the whole "drinking makes you fat" theory

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I subscribe to the "not drinking so much makes you lose weight" theory
because that's the only thing I've really changed.

I stopped going to the gym too. that helped me lose weight
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I know
it doesn't seem right, I'm still not what you'd call thin and have reasonable muscles. I think my bones are wasting away.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Obligatory.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Always makes me think of

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I tend to opt for rotis over naans
simply because I don't want to waste valuable stomach space on bread.

I'm the same re loads of starters and dry meat being my ideal, but a few veg sides will be a good move too, the baby pumpkin is very good.

I think I might pop off for quick wank, actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:22, Reply)