how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
none!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You little fuckin...
Get here now for a slap!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

That is the best joke ever
and CHCB told it to me and she's actually Irish so it can't be racist.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It's in my top three
along with 'The Noddy Holder Joke'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I don't know that one.
But I like the one about which cheese can you use to disguise a horse.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

It's set in 1974: Noddy is shopping in a trendy boutique. He tries on a pair of gold lame loon pants, and is admiring them in the mirror when the assistant asks if he'd like to try on a silver shirt too, which he does, and that looks fantastic too.

The outfit's really taking shape. Then the assistant says "would sir like a kipper tie?"

"Not 'alf, I'm parched. Milk and two sugars, please"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

That's brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Haha you daft twat!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Pray tell

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Mascapone

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

fucking genius

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I don't care whether it's racist or not
Lack of potatoes is very sad.
I would die without them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)