soppy, pandering rubbish
A catfaced midget won the hand
of b3ta's Crackhouseceilidhband
but then the wedding was postponed
when he unleashed his fecund bone

More setbacks then assailed the two
as Crackhouse' innards came unglued
They took her to the NHS
(their cuisine really is the best)

The lady and her embryo
reside in a state of limbo
twixt agony and delirium
in Bristol sanitarium

With I-phone surfing, Captain V
and Crackhouse, we hope you can see
the best wishes of QOT
W/OT are with ye

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's genuinely good.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

A limerick about Limerick (and baz)
O baz, your dilemma is tricky
Should you move far away from Stab City?
Just take all your wine
Away from knifecrime
And move where the girls are so pretty.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I am moving!
Hurrah!

and thank you!

and get well soon!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Ta!
My good mates (wot you met) are moving from Dublin to Sweden but I reckon I'll still be doing trips to Dublin in the future so I will see you there for a bottle of barolo at some point. Y'know, when I'm drinking again, n'all.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

no doubt!

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)