Shush
I'm not allowed any naughty eats until tonight
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What happens tonight?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I'm babysitting
So it's rude not to eat popcorn and crisps, and get sozzled on wine and fall asleep in the floor, with your head on a labrador, only for the kid to wake you and say "Er, can we watch the Simpsons Movie now? Cos Harry Potter's finished..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Sounds fantabulous!
I'm up for that. How much are they paying us?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

We're doing it out of the goodness of our hearts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

And wine?
Tell me they're providing the wine...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:50, Reply)

No but I am.
Actually they might send the kid up with some wine as a gesture. They've done that before.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:50, Reply)

What time do we start?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Well she's coming after school (the other two are at their nan's)
And I'm doing a nice pasta, but you can come after tea if you like?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

It's a date.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

'Ere, there'll be none of that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Not like that, thilly.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Good.
You sit on the big couch on your own, just in case.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Where's the fun in that?

I'm out.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You've left your Capri Sun

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)

You've left YOUR capri sun.
:p
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Your mum's left HER Capri Sun

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:01, Reply)

You just had to take it too far
DIDN'T YOU? Huh?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:08, Reply)