What if we gave you a bowl of chips to keep you busy while me and Kristine do all the hard work?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can I have the telly on too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Only if you're watching Power Rangers or Lazy town.
I can't get my rocks off otherwise...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Moonlighting or nothing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I don't even know what that is but suspect it to involve people mooning at lights.
In which case, I can look at their arses and off my rocks.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Now I'm imagining
Roota sitting cross-legged in front of the TV stuffing handfuls of chips into her mouth whilst you and Kristine have sex over her head like inappropriate parents.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:14, Reply)

That was the plan to be honest.
Rooty will be allowed the odd grope with her chip-greasy hands though...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:15, Reply)

you can have her, I'm tired of doing all the work

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:24, Reply)