Tigers and Monkeys.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:30, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Any reason?
Or just 'cause it would be funny to watch them having it off?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

That...
And imagine Monkeys with tiger claws, and tigers with monkey tails. Going to the Zoo would be BOSS.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

You're a strange young man
Personally I'd like to see an Englishman crossed with a Danish. That would be freaky weird.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Something like this, I reckon...
goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/kuato-in-total-recall.jpg
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)

DiT
I've got a bleedin tummy ache.
I'll have no more of that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Tummy ache you say?
Right. Clothes off, hop on and let's have a root around.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Aw get the fuck away from my innards!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I meant for you to open your mouth.
(Look I have one of those lollipop sticks.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:13, Reply)

"DAD!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Kinky chops!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Ha fuck off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Going to the zoo is already pretty good
When I went to Basel Zoo they had MINIPIGS. Or, as the obligatory French translation called them, 'Porc miniature.' Trying saying that in a French accent without grinning to yourself like some sort of loon.

Edit: Just seen Kristine's post and suspect 'minipig' may be the German translation as people seem to know them as 'micropigs' over here.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'd be worried about
Tigers with opposable thumbs and tree climbing ability.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:35, Reply)

They're pretty good tree climbers as it is.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:38, Reply)

www.coey44.org/images/tiger%20in%20tree.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Yeah, but have you seen them trying to get down?
They go too far and get stuck, you have to call the fire brigade and it's a right old rigmarole...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I've been at a zoo at tiger feeding time
and they'd tied chickens and lumps of other meat to the top of telegraph poles, probably 15-20 feet up.

The tigers were released, ran across the enclosure and jumped pretty much straight to the top, grabbed the meat and jumped down again. All about 3 metres in front of me.

Awesome stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I saw that with lions

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:46, Reply)

STOP STEALING MY THUNDER

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)

It's not better
It's just different.
*and lightning too*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I know it's not better
it's worse

because tigers are better than lions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Erm, how?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Lions are smaller, and they get their women to do all the killing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

see, chompy is a man who knows how to rate big cats
tigers are clearly better

also, they are stripy, whereas lions are just boring brown
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)

But they have hairdos!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that's true
but it doesn't make up for all the other ways that tigers are better
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm not quite sure anyway
I was just playing lion's advocate.
They are the king of the jungle.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

they don't even live in the jungle!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Shut up with the facts
You're ruining everything
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

you already ruined it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Shurrup
I never ruined nuttin
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:05, Reply)

the list of things you have ruined is pretty much the longest thing ever written

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
FEEL MY WRATH!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)

*steadfastly does not feel your wrath*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)

You exhaust me sometimes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Houselols

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

...and bears, oh my!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:45, Reply)