Yeah, I'm going to be on my honeymoon then or I'd go along
at least, I'd go and see ZZ Top again, and Heaven and Hell, but I think I'd give ELP a miss. I find their works to be a trifle on the self indulgent side.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 10:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sounds like a fair excuse for missing it...
I think I'll go, just because it's walking distance from my house.

And because I'd like to fulfil a lifetime ambition to sling a sock filled with shit at ELP. I must remember to go to Tayyabs the night before.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

If you went to the Tayyabs teh night before
you would need to put a plastic bag in the sock first to stop it all leaking out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Good thinking.
Then I could just puncture the bag immediately before slinging it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

No, leave it sealed
Allow it to ferment. The gassy build-up will keep it rigid, improving its aerodynamics as it flies through the air, and it will burst over them with that much more shitty fury.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)