I tried to watch an episode of Glee
People get breaking into song which forced me to turn over to something else. By the time I'd turned back I'd missed bits of the episode.

It's 100% show for shirters. Which despite wearing an Erasure necklace, I am not.
( djtrialprice, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 10:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is a lie and you know it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Your fiancé is a beard
and I know it
( djtrialprice, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

you'd have a different opinion if they'd broken into
OOOOOOOH SOMETIIIIMES.
(My uncle did the dance from that yesterday, pretending to get stuck in the washing line)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I think they played that in the Flying Handbag
The DJ in there is a trannie. It's awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I don't know the names of all the places we visited on our Gay Blackpool crawl
But I did insist we went into Our Lady's social club along the way.
My mates won the bingo and I sang Patsy Cline songs with a nice family of wools.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

A Gay Blackpool crawl
That's genius. I'd insist on the same, taking in Funny Girls and the Flamingo along the way, except I live 300 miles away and it'd be difficult to organise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

We were on a big gay bus
for a birthday.
One of those nights that was amazing but that I'd rather not repeat.
We met a trannie whose wig was exactly my hairstyle. People were calling us twinnies all night.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

That sounds like the most surreal way to get drunk imaginable
Last time I was in the Flamingo I had to rely on my Pet Gay to run interference for me by kissing the face off a couple of the other punters. Gay men love me for some reason.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

In today's Metro
it's described as 'the gayest show on TV'.

The 20-odd seconds I was able to endure it for gave me no reason whatsoever to dispute that statement.

Simply horrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Dancing on Ice is gayer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

there are many gayer shoes
queer as folk, any dancing or singing competition, that queer eye wank, will and grace etc.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)

and slingbacks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

And anything by Manolo
If it was endorsed on Sex and the City, it's gay. Fact.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Shoes?
Stop thinking about shoes you metrosexual.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

'Metrosexual'
sounds like someone who wanks into free newspapers.

And ironically, the reality is far more horrific...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

^this
*applause*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)