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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wait until the parties publish their manifestos
There will probably be online versions. Read them, and then make up your mind.

Once the info is in the media, it gets spun to hell, and you may as well forget it. If a canvesser comes round, tackle them on the points in the manifesto. If they fuck up, kill them.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Ssssh! Don't confuse him
He's voting for Pedro now.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I get away from having to talk to canvassers
by having a doorbell that doesn't work, and an incredibly solid front door that doesn't resonate when being knocked on.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40, Reply)
Me too
It confuses the Baliffs no end.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)
Admit it, you just have a mattress where the front door should be, don't you?

(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)
And quilted walls too,
and you get fed through a straw.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45, Reply)
I get away from having to talk to canvassers
by answering the door naked, with an erection, and a swastika permanent markered onto my stomach.

never once have been forced to engage with a canvasser: 100% success rate.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:52, Reply)
Oi! That's my chat-up technique you're stealing there!

(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:54, Reply)
I can see why it works
phwar
(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:58, Reply)
It's even better if I pop a cocktail umbrella in my rigid Jap's eye
How can you resist now?
(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:01, Reply)
man, that's hot

(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:02, Reply)

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