Hmmm...baby with a monocle. I like this.

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It would be rather classy.
Then they could dress baby up in a little dinner jacket, sit her on their knee and pretend she's Lord Charles. The long winter nights would just fly by.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I slept for ten hours last night.
This is a Very Long Time for me.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I didn't.
Went to bed at 3.30, got up at 9.30. I am absolutely fucked. Damn people for turning up on the doorstep for fun weekends.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Did Clueless Bill actually successfully get a bus this time?

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Well, I left him at the bus station in Newcastle at 1.15 this afternoon
And I haven't had a phone call, so I'm assuming that yes, he did.

Bless him. Public transport mishaps all the way - his train back into Morpeth yesterday was delayed because of a suspected bomb on the platform!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa
At Morpeth?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaa...Spak probably left his sleeping bag on the platform.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 19:00, Reply)

At Newcastle.
It turned out that it was just somebody's abandoned suitcase.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Bloody Beekers.
Lazy bastard.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Between the lot of us
we can create a trail of luggage all the way from Morpeth to London.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 20:12, Reply)

CHCB could sit one on each knee.
Double act!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)