OH YEAAAHHHH
Good morrow, young lady.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Morning mister
How ya diddlin?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I'm grand, thank you.
I made a reasonable fist of cleaning my flat last night so I feel slightly less like a homeless who breaks into derelict houses to kip in at night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:39, Reply)

My flat is currently acceptable too
I love it. I hate it when the housework looms.
Gawd, let's stop with the Brenda and Audrey. Remember when you were a moaning old drug-addled cunt and I was a drunken hooer???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Those were the days.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Don't worry.
I'm still a fucking mess with a bad temper and a short nmusical fuse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I'm going to say a word to you and see what happens...
Waterboys.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

My best mate
was asked to tour the world with them (on bass) for a remarkably large amount of money.

He said no because they were 'boring cunts'. You'd never guess that from their records, would you?

Oh no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Whereas I've been listening to their 80s stuff all week
You'd never guess from my other choices would you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Is it
your birthday Monty? Cleaning the flat, I don't know......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)