A while back when I was really drunk
I very nearly changed my name to Spam Flamcisco for reasons I don't remember
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:10, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You should have.
Phwoar!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I wish you had.
Then when everyone leaves here in the late afternoon, I could ask

'are you going too, Spam Flamcisco?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm off to do work now. Goodbye.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Oooh! Were you in Bristol on a Thursday night a couple of weeks ago?
I'm sure it was you. If not, I met your doppleganger. I lent her my coat because someone nicked hers.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

No
if it was me I'd have stroked your beard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Aww...
I wish it was now.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I wish it was as well
Lets have a virtual stroking session
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

The Colonel's managed to get himself involved in two masturbation metaphors simultaenously.
That takes skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Well, he can type with both hands.
If by type you mean, etc.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Both hands are busy at the moment...
just call me clever dick.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

^this
*applauds*

*winces*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You just imagined my penis.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I just imagined A penis
It bends in the middle and has the dexterity of an elephant's trunk, allowing it to type. If your penis is actually like that then heterosexuality be damned
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

*strokes*
*checks the coast*

¬ ¬
-

*tries his luck*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Spang FlangePistol
maybe?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Spang FlangeBisto

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

How's the work going?
;-)

Oh, that was what you were working on. Not bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I really have do to crack on.
Feel free to do the obligatory strikethroughs if you must.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

crack on masturbate furiously, I'll be back when I've cleaned up.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:41, Reply)

. e out.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)