*ahem*
What if you went out on a date with a guy and he turned up in a bear costume, danced a fandango, ate an entire watermelon unassisted, spluffed in your hair whilst knitting you a darling beret and then made you spaghetti hoops on toast whilst digging up your floorboards for buried treasure… would that surprise you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and if you want someone who can do the first thing on that list,
go to one of Vipros' gigs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

you wouldn't want to go out with that guy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Psychochomp's not that bad, is he?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Yuppers! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

The only surprise would be that he spluffed in my hair.
Being that I haven't knowingly had an erect cock near me for a while.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

You should come to London,
hop on the Underground, erect cocks everywhere!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

On public transport
I reckon about 76% of cocks are erect at any given time.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

My thoughts exactly!
Someone’s always trying to impale you on their pork sword.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

It's the vibrations!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

"I'm picking' up good vibrations She's giving me excitations"

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Not anymore.
You just gave the game away!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)