I did once...
twat Wolf with a pugil stick. It was at a car show in Redhill in about 1995. He had been beating up kids and parents all afternoon - he was one of the celebrities (the other two were Tiff Needell and Satoro Nakajimi who were demo'ing cars and scaring putners in test drives in TVRs)...

I was about a foot taller than Wolf (he's a belligerent midget in real life) and was playing rugby twice a week and doing weights every other day. I paid my £2, had a laugh, then he took it seriously and used the end to jab me in the nuts (these were the cheapo rental jobbies which were basically a couple of pillow wrapped around a scaffold pole, with a *hard* leather end). I got a bit angry and basically took him and his pugil stick off the podium through sheer momentum... I thought I'd be in trouble, but everyone just laughed and mutterd things like "twat - he deserved it". Wolf looked like he wanted to kill me, but had to smile and laugh it off in front of the kiddies.

Serves him right as he'd been a dirty cheating bastard in order to beat on people who were trying to have a bit of fun and raise money for the local hospice. Cock.
(Chad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Perhaps you should think about who comes across as a cock in that story.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Was it Bono who was a cock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Natch.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

In fairness
I was 17 or so at the time, so cock-ishness is a pre-requisite at that age on my part, but I wasn't the 40 year old twatting kids in a spiteful manner at what was supposed to be a fun event for charity. Roid-rage'd fothermucker, that Wolf
(Chad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)