I think I would like to have one
because they're magic and transform into something else before your very eyes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And you can make them dance
I kept Ms Santiago entertained for literally minutes the other day demonstrating that fact.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I don't think I'd like to see one dance.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

You'd prefer two or more?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

You'd be surprised
I bet you'd love it.

Pelvic floor excercises aren't just for the ladies you know... It's a sure fire way of ensuring a healthy and more importantly stiff one for years to come...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Blimey!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It's all part of providing good service...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)