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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Enough about boobs already.......Let's discuss willies.
I haven't got one.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:08, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

nor have I

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:08, Reply)

What would you do with it if you had one?

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

things that are probably illegal in America

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Everything is illegal in America.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

then much better
to have a willy in England. I imagine there would be a lot of fun things to do with one.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

There are!
And I thoroughly enjoy doing them!

Elephant impressions, fly impressions, hosepipe impressions (Ha!!)...

And the obvious, of course...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I have one
wanna see it?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Describe it first.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

It's about this big *gestures*
and pink and clean and pretty.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

That gesture is leaving it pretty vague about size.
Can you be more specific in inches.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Umm...
About normal?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I mean,
MASSIVE! It's BLOODY MASSIVE!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I'll take your word for it and have a nifty wee look at the next bash we attend.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Why wait?

*Gazzes filthy pics*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I have one, it's massive.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

We're talking about knobs not egos.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Really? Wow, I totally misunderstood the question.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Glad to be of help.
Don't want you looking foolish.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I don't have one.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Would you like to have one?

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Maybe for one day, to see what it was like

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

It's awesome
you get to wee standing up and scatch your balls and do dirty stuff with it and find places to play the 'I wonder if it will fit in there' game.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I think I would like to have one
because they're magic and transform into something else before your very eyes.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

And you can make them dance
I kept Ms Santiago entertained for literally minutes the other day demonstrating that fact.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I don't think I'd like to see one dance.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

You'd prefer two or more?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

You'd be surprised
I bet you'd love it.

Pelvic floor excercises aren't just for the ladies you know... It's a sure fire way of ensuring a healthy and more importantly stiff one for years to come...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Blimey!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It's all part of providing good service...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I don't know how guys get on with life when they've always got their hand down their trousers.
They say women can multi-task but by God men definitely can.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

You have to balance the blood flow between...
...knob and brain. Too much in one direction always leads to trouble so the hand is used for manual adjustments.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Tuggers, that is an excellent answer

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

8 years at medical school does that for a soul.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Totally
I can think about boobies, drink beer and play with my balls all at the same time.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

But I bet you'd like one, eh?
EH?!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I have turned down two already in the 2K10 y'all
I've given them up for new year and now I'm just giving them up for Lent.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I've only turned one down this year.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

How many did you accept?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

None, willingly.
Although there have been plenty of stealthy bummings around here recently.

Roota asked if her rohypnol smelt funny the other day and I woke up feeling all wierd.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You cheeky wee sod!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

me and the housemates discussed what we would do if we had one, the other night.
mostly it came down to jacking off and sticking it in wimmins to see how it feels.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

awesome
is how it feels
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

how does it feel to go in a man?

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Harier.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

you grow hair in your bum?

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

not deliberately

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

but really, inside your arse, there is hair?
I'm not talking crack here, I'm talking poop chute
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Ha ha!!
Personally, I'm not going to dignify this with an answer!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I reckon it'd be tingly

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I reckon it'd hurt when you poop.
Think about all the dreadlocking that would occur on the inside - and then to try to squeeze a poo through it? Would rip all those hairs right out. OR just act like a seive.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

don't stop....almost...there...

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

not as far as I know

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

couldn't say
although I suspect that my learned colleague has the right of it with his hairier comment
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Feels good.
So I'm told.

/is on the internet so clearly wouldn't know
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

That is how we feel about them.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

TGB had a very good answer about that
for one of the old QOTW questions

Edit:
www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post386893
(bill, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

An Ode.
Willies are quite funny
They get young women hot
But I like mine with honey
I stick it in a pot.
Smother it all over
I think my heart will sing
But now here comes the horrid part
I can’t reach to lick the fucking thing!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

this sounded more
German cannibal than Winnie the Pooh
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Sorry.
Auto-cannibalism was intended.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Mines red with polka dots on:)

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Get this man a doctor!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

It does hurt a little bit
when I wee.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

oh good lord

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I've got one, you can have it if you like
I'm not using it
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Does it come with the rest of you?
Or detached?
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Either's good really
frankly the thing's been nothing but a nuisance since I was 11
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I'm scared it might take over my life.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

keep it sedated
or subdue him with frequent visits to the jungle gym. You know you want it, you could sew it on and ram it in people's faces on the bus
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

How long have you had this one.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

31 years and counting
but it's a pesky bastard
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

You could have a lend of mine, but there's an old man stuck on the end of it.

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Nice one Larry!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

You should have seen it in my prime.

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

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