You're welcome.
I pride myself on remembering nearly every joke I've ever been told.

I used to have a regular at the pub where I worked who would come in, give me a subject and I'd then have the time it took to pour his pint to think of a joke on that or a related subject. If I couldn't, he got a free pint.

He NEVER got a free pint.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That is awesome
more pubs should do that.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I was working in a pub
and this weird old guy came in one night telling me he'd give me a MILLION pounds if I answered a question for him. I agreed, so he asked 'What's the biggest organ in the human body?'
Clearly he'd asked this question to lots of people, and most hadn't got it right, so when I told him it was the skin, he just looked stunned and left. I never got my million pounds, but he did come back every night to ask more people the same £1,000,000 question, and I always gave them the answer when he wasn't looking. I don't think he ever really had a million pounds at all. Crazy Neil, you were a twat.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I had a similar experience with greenpeace girl
asking me the biggest single cause of deforestation. Looked highly put out when I got it right.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Stupid fucking hippie
I hope you gave it to her up the brown. Out of interest, what is the biggest cause of deforestation? Is it Yu-Gi-Oh?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Nah
she hadn't washed. oh, see below.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Am I being thick, but I thought the biggest cause was
cutting trees down.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Cattle ranching?
Or is it a trick question?
( Peej, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Soya
Hippies are destroying the world themselves!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Very interesting and debated it seems
I can't wait to use that on the pussy veggie pricks
( Peej, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

we should burn them all
sure they'd release noxious gases into the atmosphere, but at least it's a sustainable energy source
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)