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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Her monumental snatch
is one of the few things visible from space
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You've got me mixed up with TGB.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Even your huge black cloud has shrunk to negligible proportions, eh?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Isn't hers
that big red spot on Jupiter?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

That's her nipple
And Saturn is the other breast with the piercing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Are you saving up for a 'Uranus' joke?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I wasn't initially, but now that you mentioned it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

For some odd reason...
...I am singing 'Super Massive Black Hole'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

She probably has one of those too

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Christ alive
where and when do I get to meet this female Galactus?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Just beyond the "Kuyper Belt"
*wink wink nudge nudge*
*doesn't really see where that innuendo's going either*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I'd show her a 'Milky Way'!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'd just fuck her
and try to think of some witty, space-oriented pun afterwards
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I think this has gone beyond the realms of wittism on my behalf.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

What is this Earth thing called 'wittism'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

*high fives*
This wins. I honestly don't think I can top that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

You Oort to Know better

Edit "You Oort TNO Better"

*massive astronomy geek*
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Planck.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Space twat.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Did you get that from Oscar Wilde's book of witty responses Tuggers?

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Nope.
That is one of mine as my attempt to find an innuendo from 'Hubble' failed miserably, yet I still felt the urge to join in.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I'll 'hubble' your 'telescope'

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

*insert picture of Patrick Moore smoking a pipe*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

A million B3ta readers can't be wrong
You made the popular board.

I try too hard, Cunt.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Mad innit?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

There is no justice in the world

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Give 'em what they want...
...cheap innuendos and a picture of Sid James is the 'bread and circuses' of B3ta.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Genuine office snort.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

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