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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Down the back of my office chair there is fluff, fluff and more fluff.
On the back of my chair is a laminated card which reads ‘Quiet Time’… its Fun O’clock here!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Seriously?
Do you work in a fucking library or what?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Nope, Law Firm,
and we are very specific about the times that you can bother people during the day, apparently!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)
ffs
can I come there and kick some peoples asses for you?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Well you could…
but you wouldn’t get past security without an appointment… I’m not sure ‘appointment for dishing out an arse kicking’ counts!? Thanks though!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I'll distract security
with my sexy window cleaner routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Baddahdahdahdahdahhh
Diet Coke Break
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)
God...
I'm sick of the stuff...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)
What,
My cornucopia of capricious dances?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Quiet time?
Do you have your office in an old peoples home?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Nope but that would be cool.
Then I could swipe me a Red Devil and cruise around knocking down commuters.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)
If I had one of those things
I'd totally pimp it out a massive spoiler
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)
No doubt.
Don’t forget the decals, chicks dig decals.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I'll get 'Chicks Dig Decals' written across the side
in FIRE writing
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Don't forget your fiddy-inch-flip-dowwwn-monitarrrr
You be fighting off the lady gardens with a cricket bat my friend.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I could lend you a Dirt Devil
but I don't think they move quite so fast with the weight of an adult human on top of them...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Sounds like a euphemism for 'bender'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)
That would be a Shirt Devil

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Sounds like eh?
If only we had some sort of walking Bendipedia we could consult with to confirm this. Alas we shall have to muddle through on our own.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Fo' shizzle
I could pimp that ride!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

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