Alistair Darling, please.
I'd like to suspend him by his eyebrows over a crocodile infested canyon. Slowly, oh so slowly, I would increase his weight by force feeding him grain. The weight gain would cause pressure on his eyebrows, stretching them and stretching them for tens of feet until he reaches the river, whereby the crocodiles eat his feet, then his ankles, then his legs, then his torso, but then they leave his weird, greyscale head flapping in the breeze, because even a crocodile has to have standards.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:21, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

creative, I like it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I like this.
It involves crocodiles which is always a winner.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Get me a crocodile sandwich!
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LOLOLOLOLOL
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)

You've reeeeeeally thought about this!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

You wait til I see what I have planned for the PM

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

You gonna fix his wonky eye?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I'd 'fix' your 'wonky eye'

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:40, Reply)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

BOO-YAHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

AWOOGA!
/Fashanu
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:57, Reply)