That advert makes me want to burn my own ears off.
I have the same reaction when 'Imagine' comes on the radio.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm almost scared to confron what I 'imagione

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Was that English?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

He's broken.
Point and laugh.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

*points*
*laughs*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Must be.
Monty never makes mistakes.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

bwahahahahhaa

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

You can fack orf an' all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

charming

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I di'nt meeeen it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Good lord man, learn how to spell or face the wrath of the grammar nazi

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I was
'talking all common'. I hasn't gone well, has it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Evenin', Yoko

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Harro!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I'm a bit 'confused'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Sexually.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

To shirt,
or not to shirt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

What was the question?

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous campness,
Or to take arms against a sea of cocks
And by opposing
Bum them
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

That's quite enough 'theatre boy'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

O, ALAS AND ALACK!
THOUS HAST SPEAR'D MY HEART WITH YOUR UNKIND AND HARMFUL PROSE!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Oh shit he really means it. He's using internet dwamatic capitals and everything

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)

*noises off*
*parp*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:23, Reply)

ET TU, JSBX?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Brap

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:28, Reply)

IS THIS A DAGGER I SEE BEFORE ME?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:31, Reply)

No, it's YM abusing a sausage

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I always get those two confused.
And so to bed. Night all!

*exeunt*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:41, Reply)

I reckon that's worth a click.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:17, Reply)

There were nearly fisticuffs running up to my nana's funeral
Cos my dad's bro wanted Imagine played in the church.
He got his way. Tool.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I suggested 'Angel of Death' by Slayer for my Nan's funeral last year.
Dad said yes, but my aunt said no :(
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:03, Reply)

The touchy bitch

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

SO UNREASONABLE

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I KNO, RITE?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

When I toddle off
I would like "Little Boy You're Going to Hell" from the South Park movie...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Well,
you're actually getting 'Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo' from South Park, so you'll just have to get on with it.
Or stay alive.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

If I die at Christmas time, I will relent on this one.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Hurrah!
*plans festive murder*
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

They're the best kind

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:21, Reply)

I'm almost scared to confront what I 'imagine'
when I hear 'imagine no possessions' coming out of the trap of the bloke who had another suite below the one in which he did his famous bed-in, which featured a climate-controlled storage area for his fur coats.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

When I was but knee high to a grasshopper, I asked my dad how John Lennon died (I was about 4, I think).
He said "He was shot by a music lover."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Father's for justice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Psst! Quick! Hide that rogue apostrophe!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:10, Reply)

It was a pun, you divver
As in, he was is 'for justice' i.e. his dad considered the death of Lennon to be justice and was all for it.


Not exactly Peter Cook but a grammar-based gag rather than an error. This time...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Do you like George a bit, though?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

He was the least shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

And yet still monstrously shit.
But still, Paul McCuntney is the worst of them all.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

'Ere, just leave George out of it, right.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Fair enough.
My heart is already full of hatred for other people anyway.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Ta luv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Not so:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAU0l7325w0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

But this seems reasonable to me.
It's the mongs sending in requests who need to be dealt with.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Peace and love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Look,
saying Ringo Starr isn't as shit as McCuntney is only like saying cancer isn't as shit as AIDS.
They're both pointless twats and I'll have none of them.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:17, Reply)

What a cunt
was that actually him?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Oh yes.
He's 'too busy' eh? Doing fucking what, precisely (with peace and love)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Oh yes
We had Beatles topiary in Liverpool, and Ringo's head got chopped off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Yay!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)