Ah, sod it
Because it's just come up on the old shuffle:
Tom Waits - Kommienezuspadt

Partly because the guests won't know what the fuck's going on and partly because I think you can, at a push, Charleston to it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wouldn't 'Christmas card from a hooker in Minneapolis'...
...be a fun choice too?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I hadn't heard that one before
It's really quite a nice song.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

How odd...
...Tom Waits "I don't wanna grow up" just appeared on my shuffle.

Strange forces are afoot.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I may not be having a first dance
but the band we've booked for the wedding does a mean "Chocolate Jesus".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Mmmmmm...
"Chocolate Jesus"

Bollocks - now I am singing that to 'Personal Jesus'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

it's made me get Plastic Jesus stuck in my head
"Plastic jesus, plastic jesus, ridin' on the dashboard of my car,
I'm afraid he'll have to go, his magnet screws my radio...."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Awesome
Is it in the same league as the version he did on Letterman? I have told my guitarist that if he makes good his ambition to buy and learn the banjo, I'm buying a bullhorn and we're covering that song.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

You can borrow my bullhorn.
I occasionally drive into the middle of nowhere and do Mark E Smith impersonations with it.

(Any mention of The Fall is banned from Tugnut Towers as Mrs T thinks he is the most annoying person in the world.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

"Borrow your Bullhorn," eh?
[Insert Sid James as applicable]
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Fair point.
Best I don't offer instructions on how to use it either.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I think I know how to handle another man's bullhorn...
*wink wink*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Your posts have made me remember something:
I think you might enjoy it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Not bad that
Also followed the link to Charleston Butterfly which I rather liked - after all, it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

And since you've been good enough to share, you might enjoy this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Chambermaid Swing is my favourite,
But Charleston Butterfly is also excellent.

Wow! That was fantastic! I absolutely loved it. Hypnotic.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)