I've just been asked the question
Have you every wondered if your £5 has been in a strippers bum crack?

This ammused me, but also made me wonder if my £5 (or any other note) may have been :/

Have you been asked any weird questions recently?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:49, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

By the same token, can you think of anywhere equally nasty your loose change could have been?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Why is there air?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)

And who asked you that!?
Sounds like something a child would ask
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Kant

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:02, Reply)

No need for that. It was just a question.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Boom Boom!

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

My pack of soft mints opened in my pocket
and all the mints got mixed with about £4 worth of loose change.

I picked them out and ate them.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)

When I get home
I'm totally sniffing my collection of RBS £1 notes
( djtrialprice, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)

the Scotch don't have strippers

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)

they don't?
what the hell have I been chucking 50p coins at in gentlemen's clubs in Edinburgh then!?
( djtrialprice, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:05, Reply)

you don't want to know

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:10, Reply)

It's the penguins again isn't it
:(
( djtrialprice, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

is this a problem you've had often?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Look familiar?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:15, Reply)

fairly sure I went out with her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Haha ginger.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

have you ever wondered if your mum gave your dad a blow job before kissing you goodnight?
that is one I get quite often, I always say no, but I'm now wondering if your mum did before kissing me goodnight
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Or up a cokehead's nose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I still have the old mirror I used to chop up drugs on.
It's an heirloom.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

that's nice
the only long term weed smoking paraphernalia I have are my Rizla baccy tin, my battered old grinder and a Britannia cookers brochure that I have been steadily roaching for about a year
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I still have my NI card that I used to chop with too.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I've got one of these:
www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/product.php/578/0/london-underground-pocket-tube-map--stainless-steel
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

You're all naughty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Now that would be much better : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

that doesn't surpise me
have you got one of those silver tubes that looks like an upright vacuum cleaner too?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I use American dollars

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I had a £50 note once.
I saved it for ages until I had some coke to snort though it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

but but but
they've been touched by Americans
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

So have I : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

gross

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

When working in a design company
I liberated a book that contained samples of different weights of paper, colours etc. It has EVERY conceivable roach your heart could desire within it, a tokers dream.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Well if I have too much Red Bull I get thrown out of my mum's house

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I don't think drugs would agree with you.
Some people just get high on life.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

So many people have said that I'd be best not bothering

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Then take heed.
I had fun but I'm glad it's all over with now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Oh I've never had any intentions
Bit of pot in me 20s was all
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Maybe on Merseyside
Everyone else uses a twenty. Best bet is a straw or post it note. Saves getting aids of dirty blood. True story.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

How should I bleeding know
Are twenties bigger than fivers?
Why does it have to be a twenty? Just to be flash?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)