I wasn't going to do an 'i've been made redundant' thread cos it seems half the uk are in the same boat
and i want cheering up rather than reading mine and others's whingeing
but I've had nothing to do for the past week and it looks that way till the end of March when I can finally leave.
I need suggestions on how to relieve boredom. I can't rely on the internet cos i'm in a shared office and all the good stuff is websensed anyway, i've read all my books, and I've even reorganised the whole filing room.

My thumbs are sore from all the twiddling :)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:07, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How about a right rousing round of
FACEBALL?

Sorry to hear you got made redundant.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Faceball reminds me of a game my mates and I used to play called
Johnny Balloon Face
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:16, Reply)

we did have something similar
called 'balloon head tennis' but we were told off, and our balloon was popped
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Balls!
You've been made redundant and you have Websense on your office computers! Buggeration. :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Aren't there things that get round it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I never found a way at my old job.
I just dedicated weeks of my time to drawing woodland animals in Photoshop instead!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:15, Reply)

As one does...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:16, Reply)

As I does
Yussireeee

I also created two comics - Chish and Fips - the amazing adventures of a piece of battered fish and a chip. Also Cutsie Coo who was an amazing rabbit with a sidekick who was a beaver called Colin.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:17, Reply)

But Chish & Fips been done :(
They was gnomes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Are you certain of this
Blast.

But mine are actual fish and chips, does this count for nothing?

*cries*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I'm sorry, babyguuurl
www.tvcream.co.uk/?p=4255

You still have Cutsie Coo and Colin!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Oi, get home and make me some lasagne lady
Please and stuff
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I will, I will
Also your post just made me cry you big arseface! :(

I may forget to put bacon in the lasagne now!!

I won't
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Sorry love, it had me in tears this morning when I first read it
Don't you dare forget the bacon, it's my lifeforce doncha know!

See you in a bit :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

*still blubs*
I need to win the lottery to adopt all the dogs I possibly can to give them a groovy life!

See you in a bit, with bacon! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:30, Reply)

You should put some spunk the lasagne
that'll teach her.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

The spunk department
is all DiTs
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

You mean you can't ladyspunk on command?
What kind of future wife are you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I can
Leave that Flim. She smells of mushrooms.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

pfft, you're jealous cos you're not invited

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm going to see a motherfucking vicar tonight!
What do you think of THAT!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

GAY
You tell that clergyman who's boss.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I'm the BOSS!
I cut my balls off. I suck my own dick.

I'm in a boat, on a boat, on a motherfucking BOAT! lol
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Al
I think I love you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Cause as much subtle mayhem and destruction as you can and let others take the blame for it when things go shit side up on a massive scale
You're leaving anyway, so you have no need to care for Karen the photocopy slut.

All the best mate
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

fishfingers in the
servers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Oi oi Caramac

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

hey hey!
how's you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Good ta. You?
I'm off home so I'll catch you awn the flipside
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:31, Reply)

OK, some fall out from dates to deal with
see ya in a bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Oi oi London!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Oi oi Scouse

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I'm offski lady
If we do not communicate further this evening I would like to express my wish that your lasagne is delish.
POME ^
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:32, Reply)

i think not doing any work and a few small scale errors will help on that front

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:41, Reply)

you could fuck a squid
www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/southwalesnews/Swansea-man-accused-possessing-image-having-sex-squid/article-1884846-detail/article.html
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

These stories confuse me
i mean if you read it, the scary thing is that he has kiddy porn, but the head line is about someone sticking their dick in food, and I fail to see how that can even be a crime.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:40, Reply)

i think they probably wanted to get him for being a paedo
but when evidence proved a bit thin, they dragged anything else in they could find

it does concern me that pictures that have ended up in my cache through misleading links on /board sound a mite worse than the ones described in the article
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I hadn't read that far
I was too excited by the squid bit.
That's one way of covering something up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:48, Reply)