"OH GOD!"
THE UNIMAGINABLE HORROR!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'll be bringing party food
:D
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You will be searched upon arrival sir!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Giggity
I'm excited.
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You will be searched
by a fat man in a dress... oh Al!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Only half of me is in a dress
that's the half I pretend is my fiancee.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Ah I seeeeee
it all makes sense now!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I'm like Harvey Two-Face
only it's Al half-cock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

That's an amazing costume idea!
I believe there is someone coming as Two-Face, you can have a showdown!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I'm going to come as a low budget pirate as I don't have any money to buy an elaborate costume

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

You are the third pirate in attendance
I believe this means you'll have to fight to the death... one of them is a girl, so you could probably take her!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

*plots to come dressed as a pirate also*
I've got an actual cutlass. I reckon I could win a fight...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

If you have an actual cutlass
I think you could probably take them all on and win!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

splendid!
a shame that I can't make it/haven't been invited really....or can/have I?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

OMG I've just upgraded my costume so I can bring a sword
My zombie ninja will totally kill Al's pirate
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

did someone say "dress as a pirate"?
I'M HERE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Nobody will be St Jude.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Oh, I don't know
is she the pole dancer?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

She is but she's not that strong!
Just bring a BIG sword!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

so there's going to be a weak pole dancer there, huh?
Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Yeah but shes a proper mental
I love her but she is a proper mental!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

no problem
I'll stick with the proper mental I'm already going with then
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Well
You'll be first on the smiting list
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

;)

( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Vill.ain

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I am bringing a mop pole

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

you'll sweep 'em off their feet
evening roota!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I'm afraid you may have to die for that pun
sorry, but I don't make the rules
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

you'll never catch me
I am the masked punner

/swooshes cape
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Hiya luv
I'll be using the pole to smite people
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

What are you coming as mrs?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

St Jude!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Hehehehe
You're loco! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Shush or I'll smite thee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Hahahaha you won't smite me!!
I'm coming as Lara Croft, she's unsmitable... but she can drown and get eaten by tigers.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

My mother told me i should go as something fit
Or at least a female saint.
"Joan of Arc was attractive, Roota!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Hahahaha bless your mum
There are a few of us going for the 'slut look' but there will be some norms there too so its all good! :D

You come as whatever you like my love!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Yeah, you could totally rape her easily
just bring a cushion to keep the noise down and you're sorted.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Here speaks a man who’s clearly had some rapey action in the past.
Also you don’t want to rape her, she has AIDS… she told me!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

So has Djtrailprice
I gave it to him. But he doesn't know it yet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Well he does now!!
Dun dun duuuuuuh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Awww man, I gave it away again.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

searched violated, horribly, and probably by al.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oooh spooky
Interesting we had the same thought process.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I'm in both your heads
now you HAVE to be my friend
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Alright, alright
we'll be your friend. This time I will attempt not to kill you with tap water... I make no real promises though.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Woo!
I'm going to do a special dance in honour of our friendship.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I'm looking forward to seeing you again al
it's been far too long
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Awww man, are you coming too?
Let me guess what your fancy dress costume will be. I think you're going to come along in an England rugby shirt and then suddenly start swigging Buckfast, talking in your ridiculous accent and starting fights. And being ginger too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I'm not saying
I've never worn England apparel and I never will. And I'm not a ginger not that there anything wrong with that!
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)