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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Offer to make tea/coffee for everyoneGo in kitchen and fill three mugs with cold water.
After kettle boils and a suitable time has elapsed, pick up a mug in each hand, and hold the third in between the first two.
Walk into the room they are in saying things like 'Ooh' 'Ow' 'fuck me this is hot' each louder than the last and walking faster towards them - then scream 'aaaaaaaaarggghhh fuuuuuccckkk' and fling the cold water in their faces.
You then have a fifteen second window to savour the sight of said 'friend' screaming in panic thinking they have been scalded - closely followed by anger, many tears, and confusion.
A vengeful smorgesbord of emotions.
(For added hilarity, secretly dose them up with good quality acid an hour before.)
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Especially if you stare at them and......have a wank whilst they cry.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)
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