I'm on a boat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm on a horse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

you fucking pervert

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

nay

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

n h
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

h g
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

g pl
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

pl Mastodon are rubbish and I really don't see why people get excited about them, frankly I would rather watch a film by Michael B
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

+ uble


also - WHAT! Rubbish, they are amazing. You clearly have an ugly face to come out with such a ludicrous opinion.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

noo
Bay, worse than Bublebutt any day of the week

hehe, it's true, I have tried so hard, but they just don't do it for me, cannot see why everyone creams pants over them.

But then I love Sick of it all so hohum
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I am now crying
And I just let out a cough that came out as a scream.

Stop it!

I'm supposed to be working!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

But you only have a fictional job now?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Excuse me!
I have THREE REAL JOBS and just one fictional one.

FOUR FUCKING JOBS!!

Go on, count them!

FOUR!

And I can still find time to lick my own elbow.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Errr okay, I can do this
One ... ... ...

er, two? ... ... ...

Yes, two.

Now, lets see. Errrrrrrrrr ... ... ...

Three. Definitely three.


Now, I'm gonna need some help here.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Poor Al
All that wanking has ruined your ability to count.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

ability to
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(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I bet he can count how many bollox make a newton's cradle though.
Can you Al? CAN YOU?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)