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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This right herewww.b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post656315
Has to be the neediest post I've read in quite some time.
Edit - I've just been for a wee and realised my pants are on inside out. I don't know how I managed this.
Edit Edit - okay a question, when did you last, errrrrr, I don't know, do some origami. Or watch a documentary.
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I was just about to post something similar(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45,
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NEAR THE TOPI've got an Lizard King upset too.
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post423269
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:54,
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ONLY TO GET HIS WHUPPING STICK(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:00,
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You trying to be funny mate?I like his use of "mate". As if you're squaring up to someone in a bar. All for the love of the pig-tailed SpankyHanky no less, who screams from behind "HE's NOT WORTH IT LIZO!!!"
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:24,
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Alright!In answer to your earlier question it was the Keanu Reeves film! :D
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Hahaha how dare you,its actually a good film. It has Orlando Jones in it and Jon Favreau and Gene Hackman… that makes up for the Reeves. DiT actually liked it, he didn't think he would though!
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No, he told you he liked itwhat really happened was he said he was going for a wee wee part way through and then he phoned me up and left a horrific scream on my answerphone.
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Ha that's where you're wrongI don't allow him to go for wee wees anymore because I know he calls you in the toilet - so nurr!
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WowKerry Cantonia please move down to second place and hand over your most pathetic attempt at a human crown
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:50,
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looks like Lizard King has got our number in the repliesmy emo rage knows no bounds, but seems strangely hollow after being brought into the open so suddenly
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:53,
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NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY POETRY!(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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Then you shouldn't put it on your MYSPACE PAGEYeah, that's right I said it, you have a MYSPACE PAGE!
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let's face itI couldn't be wearing more eyeliner than I am at present.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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Yes butsurely when you cry through your emo eyes it’ll all run so you can apply more?
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I apply it pre-streakedso even if I haven't been crying then it still shows my pain.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:14,
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I doubt you could picture me doing it after having met meI'm far too large to get away with being an emo.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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You'll be one of those really scary rubbish emoslike the fat guy who plays Randy from My Name Is Earl when he was in The Butterfly Effect with Ashton Kutchner.
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that is exactly what I would look likealthough less fat these days
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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HahahahahaYeah but he was still scary, didn't he break a pool cue!? THE FEAR!
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or when he was Goth Randyin American History X
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:03,
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Spookily I've just been singing the conga song from that Beetlejuice at Flim's husband.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:39,
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He did not thank me for it.In fact he was annoyed that I'd put it into his head.
Why wouldn't you want it in your head?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:48,
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He’s always shouting at me for putting songs in his head,I think he’s just an angry man.
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He does that a lotsometime he gets a bit close to me when he does it. Then I get the feeling like when you're near the sea and a waves crashes on the sea wall and you're face gets wet and smells salty. But I'm not near the sea.
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I've done the inside out pants thingbefore now.
But there's a worse situation. You stand at the urinal, fishing about for your cock, but can't find the gap in your pants. Defeated, you slink into the cubicle (ignoring the barely stifled mirth from your peeing colleagues) and undo your trousers only to find that you've got your pants on back to front.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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I tried to undo thembut it was really difficult because the buttons on the inside
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*puts up hand*Oh me sir, me sir. I don't think I ever did anything to him, but I reposted one of my stories to the QOTW after having a whinge about Spanky on OT and he popped up and called me lots of names.
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You do like to rub people up the wrong way, don't you.(
girlinthehole, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:06,
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*winks**leers*
You'd know better than most anyway. We did have a spectacular falling out a while ago. I'm hoping you've forgiven me though.
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It doesn't matter how many times we fall out.I'll always love you.
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:09,
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haha, I havewww.b3ta.com/questions/slapstick/post620061#answers-post-620980
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I have tooDear Spankyhanky
Please put your massive cock in my mouth.
Love Lizard King
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Peej, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:31,
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ohemgee spanky etc etc etc *rage*I last did origami when I was about 6 and I reckon the last documentary was last week about a girl with primordial dwarfism called The Tiniest Girl in the World, I think...it was a bit sad, she looked like a doll.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:06,
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I watched that one on Channel 4 about over fishingIt was quite depressing.
And folding my wedding invitations is quite origami like. The mrs decided to use an absurdley complicated invitation.
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I can make this brilliant waterlily/box thing with orgamiIt's truly amazing. Especially if you use paper that a different colour on each side.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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I don't think soI can make a hat and my mum can make a cup with a spout.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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I'm on a boat(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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you fucking pervert(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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+ ublealso - WHAT! Rubbish, they are amazing. You clearly have an ugly face to come out with such a ludicrous opinion.
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nooBay, worse than Bublebutt any day of the week
hehe, it's true, I have tried so hard, but they just don't do it for me, cannot see why everyone creams pants over them.
But then I love Sick of it all so hohum
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I am now cryingAnd I just let out a cough that came out as a scream.
Stop it!
I'm supposed to be working!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:29,
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Excuse me!I have THREE REAL JOBS and just one fictional one.
FOUR FUCKING JOBS!!
Go on, count them!
FOUR!
And I can still find time to lick my own elbow.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:32,
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Errr okay, I can do thisOne ... ... ...
er, two? ... ... ...
Yes, two.
Now, lets see. Errrrrrrrrr ... ... ...
Three. Definitely three.
Now, I'm gonna need some help here.
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Poor AlAll that wanking has ruined your ability to count.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:41,
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I bet he can count how many bollox make a newton's cradle though.Can you Al? CAN YOU?
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ORIGAMI CROWI learnt how to make these the other week. I've sort of forgotten now though.
But they are awesome.
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I also discovered, yesterday, perusing Youtoob,that I am insanely jealous of this girl.
Awesomest pet ever.
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I'm going to be on the lookout for injured baby crows nowNot that I've ever seen a baby crow in the flesh.
They have blue eyes.
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Do they?Awww, I thought that was just jackdaws. They are fucking FIT.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:09,
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What I don't like is the inevitable "You don't like something I said, so I'm going to say you're very very upset and crying 'online'".It's a feeble argument and observation that is irelivent and just detracts from the point.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:25,
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The Genial Mr L. KingHas posted at the top of QOTW. Be warned; it's fucking scathing. It took me several re-reads due to the immense complexity of composition, and then I had to go and have a cry. His rapier-like wit pierces my very soul. Etfuckingcetera
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Oh god.His reply to the original post was pretty funny, but he's going down hill fast.
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And that didn't take longdid it? Jesus, its like children over here. Fucking children. Or a load of sheep. Proves a point to myself this does. Schoolyard mentality on the internet. Who'd have thought? Laters losers (apart from Al who I have actually quite warmed to for some unknown reason).
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For all you other twats reading thishe likes me and is going to buy me beer.
AHAHA
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I'm starting to thinkthat Lizard King is Al
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:40,
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You should start a new thread saying you're an alcoholic.Those are well fun.
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If I wasn't sure I wasn'tI'd think that too.
But after my naughty stepping I'm too scared to get any other accounts.
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If he's buying the beers I'm anyonePlus the opportunity to be told to my face that I'm a twat and a bully would be almost too good to miss.
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Be sure to meet in a public place and let someone know where you're going.(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)
And how awesome would it beto park up outside the pub in Ed's Harrier jump-jet?
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Far more impressive than a Honda Accord(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:02,
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I'll do that for youBut then I'll give you a great big fluffeh hug and some pretend cake.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43,
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correct me if I'm wrongbut I think the following formula fits both your post on qotw and the previous one regarding Mr S Hanky.
1. Post something designed to get a reaction from certain elements
2. Get a reaction
3. Act as if you are all surprised by the reaction
4. Gloat
5. Pretend you are too busy and too important to then discuss things
6. ???
7. Profit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:42,
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Step 6 is very obviously "crack one out"possibly while looking in the mirror
and crying inside
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CoincidentallyI did some origami on Saturday night.
It was penis origami though because I was on a hen do.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01,
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