Xmas pudding?
Might I ask why?


I haven't been festive at all recently because it's NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

Infact, I'm seriously trying to encourage summer to bring it on A.S.A.P.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Because
I make them now, then put them away to mature, digging them out every 3 weeks or so to feed it some more brandy.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Fair play
That is what you call being prepared. I'm just too much of a leave it til the last minute kinda guy for any of that.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

If I don't cook stuff
I can't justify spending a small fucking fortune on a big double range cooker.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

sounds like a lot of fuss and brandy
i prefer the method of waiting till the last minute then grabbing one that some industrious sous-chef in the marfks and spencers christmas pud department has been nurturing and feeding brandy and storing, and devote that pudding-making time to frenzied and barbaric onanism. which is kinda festive since my cock looks like rudolf's nose, and my bedroom wall looks like it's been fake snowed.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

My thoughts precisely
Are you reading my mind?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

i am indeed
incidentally on page 36 midget should be capitalised, and there is too many 'l's in flagellation.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You fiend
I was swigging Cola, snorted and it fizzed up and squirted out in a fine mist in all directions.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

oops
that shit'll rot your septum, just look at that loathsome westbrook creature.
although it did her a favour in that it finally gave her a hole i might consider fucking, albeit mainly for curio value... so good luck with it.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

when you say curio
do you mean small ornaments and such that your gran probably kept on the mantlepiece?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

yes.
i put it to you that the hole where her septum was, is of a similar fiscal remunearation value to a small pottery owl with a missing eye.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

teatime lols

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:20, Reply)