I got sent a sticker that says 'if it wasn't meant to be eaten why does it look like a taco?'
*dons sombrero*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'd like to send a similar one to the Chinese restaurant I was in the other weekend
Albeit more along the lines of "If it wasn't meant to be eaten and you in fact wanted it back, why did you make it look and smell so much like it had been carved from some sort of vegetable?"

It's not every day I end up eating a lump of wax.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

In China
I accidentally ate a chunk of water snake thinking it was some kind of aubergine. It wasn't pleasant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Was the snake supposed to have been edible?
Or did you just mistake it for an aubergine lying in a pond, pick it up and take a bite out of it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

to be honest
I was swimming with my mouth open
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*shudders*
Horrors beyond imagining.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)