hello Blousie
how're you today?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Waiting for the bookeeper to arrive to do the monthly accounts.
*sings in sultry voice*

...and I'm feeling fine.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:05, Reply)

glad to hear you're fine.
May I please ask who Jeff Bridges is, and why are you so intent upon stalking him, m'dear?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

He's a famous actor and he's lush.
I seem to have focused all my pent up lust in his direction. Dear God I hope he never gets near me. I may spontainously combust.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Then again, you may not spontaneously combust.
He may sweep you into his arms and ravish you for hours and then beg you to be his forever more.
It's possible. Unlikely, given the circumstances that ordinary plebs like us rarely meet the famous, but still possible.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Ha!
Pleb.

I love that word.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)