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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why shouldn't you lie under a cow?

(TheColonel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Because they're big and heavy
and not very bright and might step on you?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Good answer...
but it's not what we're looking for
(TheColonel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)
To be fair though
if it was a choice between getting trampled to death by a spooked cow or getting shat on by the same cow, I'd rather get shat on.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Because you'll get a pat on the head

(TheColonel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)
An oldy but a goody ;-)
Should've spotted that one a mile off...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

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